#kidding. i love straight people! i have - do i have straight friends. uh. oh! my parents are straight!
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#'thespian or lesbian' is the new 'gay or european' thank you for coming to my ted talk-#*eddie voice* she's thespian AND a lesbian!!!!#poppy screaming 'i knew it' in the bg#does this have anything to do with the post! no! it does not! thank you!#i think they're very funny (unintentionally) and sweet#picturing poppy listening to sally rehearse. fully leaning against the windowsill and pining#scribble salad#welcome home#popstar my beloved....#i think its quickly gonna become one of my current Top Pairings#like yes i do indeed love franklydear a lot. but also <3popstar<3. and of course 💞💖✨LAUGHINGSTOCK✨💖💞#they are my top three. gay people rejoice#no straight people on my blog no siree#kidding. i love straight people! i have - do i have straight friends. uh. oh! my parents are straight!#wait fuck are they... theyve mentioned... hm. well straight people are valid <3#side note im so glad this pairing has passed peer review#the replies in the first popstar post made me !!!!!!! YALL LIKE IT YAY !!!!!! THE PEOPLE AGREE YIPPEE!!!!
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batfam as new girl quotes
steph: where are you, tim? this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
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dick (16 y/o): i’ll take you through the whole thing. i’ll be like your guide.
jason (13 y/o): like gandalf through middle-earth?
dick: ok, first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.
jason: except smeagol. he lives in a cave.
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tim: you text me “happy monday.” what am i supposed to do with that?
damian: oh, i don’t know. maybe have a happy monday?
(he’s trying to be nice)
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jason: would you consider us adorable?
dick: no! we’re adult men.
dick: we’re cute.
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cass: you always see the worst in people.
damian: yeah, because people are the worst!
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steph: i mean, bruce, we love you, but…
steph: but you’re not a man of the people.
bruce: of course i’m not a man of the people. i’m above the people.
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cass: we’re a family. families talk about things.
jason: no, families ignore things until they go away.
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new parent bruce: dick, do you want to go to sleep?
9 y/o dick: no way.
bruce: if you do, i’ll write you a check for $6,000.
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duke: what are you doing in here?
tim: eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.
(in the bathroom at a gala)
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steph: jason, come on, that’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
jason: they’re not best friends.
steph: come on. everybody knows they’re best friends.
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dick: i’m in love!
damian: titus, clear my schedule. i need a word with our brother.
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steph: duke, those shoes are not brown! they’re green!
duke: you guys are idiots! they’re as brown as money.
cass: what color is kermit the frog?
duke: brown! he’s a brown frog.
tim: duke! you’re color blind, dude.
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bruce: darn it! has anyone seen my croquet cleats?
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tim: hey guys, do you think i’m a good person?
steph: you’re a terrible person. it’s hilarious.
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dick: i’m very quick on my… uh…
jason: did you just forget the word ‘feet’?
dick: feet, yeah.
(he’s been awake for 72 hours without sleep)
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duke: i can’t believe i didn’t notice this before but damian, you are legitimately crazy.
damian: i think we’re all a little bit crazy, don’t you, thomas?
duke: no, i mean, you’re like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, professional magician crazy.
damian: it’s my grandfather’s fault.
duke: yeah okay fair enough
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tim: if i was doing something stupid, you definitely would be involved.
dick: yeah, you’re damn right i would be. and i would probably be there to make it even stupider.
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bruce: has anyone seen my good pea coat?
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steph: i brake for birds. i rock a lot of polka dots. i have touched glitter in the last 24 hours!
steph: and that doesn’t mean i’m not smart and tough and strong.
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jason: are you insane, bruce? we’re not ready.
jason: that’s like taking a musical from rehearsals straight to broadway. you got to workshop it first.
(pushing the theatre kid jason agenda)
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dick: you realize i say goodnight to you every night and you never say goodnight back?
dick: what is the problem, jason? do you not want me to have a good night?
jason: oh my god you’re so overdramatic
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tim: please don’t mistake my measured blank tone for calmness, as i am filled with waters of rage.
(he’s at a gala)
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bruce: damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!
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duke: what a dumb idea.
duke: do it.
(he is an enabler)
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Yandere romantic Alastor Vs Yandere platonic Lucifer and Charlie??? 🥺
I just wanna say the first thing that popped into my head was, Charlie and Lucifer are having an emergency "oh my fucking gosh we can't let them date alastor" meeting
Charlie: ok... ok... I love all of my friends and, and I trust them, and they're good people!! But... I don't want ALASTOR OF ALL PEOPLE, D A T I N G MY-
Lucifer: I don't even want to THINK about what kind of, PERVERTED DEPRAVED SEXUAL ACTS that creepy black toothed hack will want to do!!
Alastor, poking his head through the doorway, ascending slide whistle noise: oh I don't believe you'd have to worry about anything like that *exits room, slide whistle descending*
*resounding 'oh yeah, that's right' from both Morningstars before they call after him that he's STILL not allowed to date you*
No but actually, I started thinking about platonic yandere Alastor vs romantic yandere Lucifer because... just picture it
I am absolutely convinced Lucifer could get a Sinner pregnant if he TRULY wanted to and just, I'm picturing Lucifer looking all around the Hotel for you, not being able to find you, and he calls Charlie who says that you're with her and Alastor in the Cannibal District and, Lucifer is walking up to join you guys and you're talking to a cannibal woman, holding her baby, "aww, yeah, I was kinda starting to think about kids and stuff when i was alive, but uh, guess it's too late for that now, huh?" and you're looking kind of sad and, looking down cooing at the chubby little hellborn baby you're holding and Alastor just *record scratch noise* as he realizes Lucifer is looking at you holding that baby with the most sappy, sentimental, LONGING look in his eyes, Alastor catches this man YEARNING, he is slipping up on main, and Alastor CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT
Like picture from Alastor's perspective, whether you're picturing him as ace or sex repulsed or otherwise, he's platonic for you and someone he considers an enemy not only wants you for themselves, not only wants to stick their gross dick in you, but he wants to IMPREGNATE YOU? Alastor will hide your ass away before he lets that kind of shit happen. Bull SHIT will he let Lucifer put some sort of blonde rosy cheeked hellspawn in your belly!
Charlie just wants everyone to get along but both of these men are ready to have angry straight up fucking musical numbers fighting over you, 🎵"wouldn't you rather have your deer-est friend?" "wouldn't you rather have the king of the end?"🎵 like for real everyone is so fucking overdramatic here, you're being twirled around and pulled between everyone and goddamn if this is how it's gonna be, maybe you'll run off to the Vees or even HEAVEN to get away from this. I'm sure ADAM would appreciate the chance to steal LUCIFER'S woman for once
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Yandere jock x reader who is really into how to kill people with poison and therefore finds training the body useless
Tw: plants (the poisonous ones), mention of killing and murder, curses, yanderish behaviour (both me and you know that’s not the most triggering over here), bad English I guess, reader is… uh… like those little kids who love to tell people how they would be able to kill them in extreme detail for no reason whatsoever
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At school you were more or less a loner, no friends, teachers always forgot your name, are your lunch alone,… Yeah, you spent most of your time at school inside the library, reading books about murders and poisons.
Poisonous plants and animals had always been one of your many passions and the librarian, knowing you as well as your mother had known you, always kept some new books about plants and animals for you.
One day as you were reading about the atropine contained inside many plants and its uses you caught the eye of one of the school’s top football players.
At first he came up to you, sat beside you and looked at you while you were reading.
He was hypnotised by your beauty, your elegant movements, your oh so cute shyness,… As he set his eyes on you he decided you two would have some fun together.
“Hey hun~ Wanna… ya know?” He said pointing at one of the doors that lead to a utility room.
You lifted your eyes from the book and looked at him straight in the eyes.
“Getting inside a small room with someone you don’t really know just because of an high libido is one of the most common ways to get killed” you answered looking at him coldly
“And how would you kill me? You don’t look like someone with muscles~ You don’t really look like someone who could beat me up~” he said walking behind you and grabbing one of your arms.
“There are countless ways in which you could get killed without the use of muscles” you answered jerking your arm away.
He got closer to you, he sniffed your hair and touched your neck.
“Reeeally? And how would you kill me?” He said smiling at you, putting his hand under your chin and lifting your face up to him.
“Well I could poison you with berries by putting one berry in my mounts and slipping it into yours during a kiss, I could put some rhododendron leaves in my pocket and scratch your skin as you get close giving you some of the nastiest infections, I could put some hemlock in my hands, cup my hand above your nose, make you breath some hemlock and kill you slowly and painfully,… and these are just some examples of how I could, and would, kill you” you answered briefly.
The jock looked at you in the eyes, for a moment his smile disappeared and he stepped back a little.
But just as soon as you thought he’d finally leave you alone to read, his smile reappeared and he got as close as he was before.
“Well, couldn’t I kill you in just as many ways with my hands?” He whispered in your ear smiling at the thought of you under him asking for help.
“While the answer is yes, you would definitely get in prison for that because of the signs on me and everyone being able to testimony that you were with me at the time of my death making you the prime suspect, while I, killing your with poison, will not become the prime suspect because most poisons take time to start showing their signs and kill people so you would be able to meet more people before dying making them the prime suspect for your death instead of me” you explained crushing his dreams.
The jock smiled at you taking again a little step back.
“I… see” he mumbled trying to keep up his smile and think of something to answer you.
“But what if I… erm… didn’t care about going to jail?” He asked whispering, getting close to you again (to your dismay) and sniffing your beautiful hair thinking of you, scared, doing whatever he asked you.
“Well, you would be quite stupid! Getting to jail is no joke, you will have a much harder time finding a job after you get out of jail!” You answer apathetically.
“Then, why would you risk your carrier to kill me? Am I more important then your future?” He asked again smiling while touching you thinking of you giving up your whole life for him made him quite excited.
“No, I just know I wouldn’t get caught… I know what errors killers usually make, I just have to avoid those and I’ll be able to do whatever I want” you explained again.
You were starting to get on his nerves, if your cute face didn’t make up for it he would’ve already beaten you up.
“I see… And what if I force you to come with me, without killing you, and see me play a game just for you?” He said expecting some more scared response to that.
“I’d ask for a restraining order against you” you answered with a plain pretty apathetic voice.
“Yeah but what if-“ he was going to ask but you got up and walked out of the library leaving him alone.
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AU where Hisashi calls Izuku regularly while he works overseas and one day Hisashi tells Izuku about his new boyfriend who is very sweet to him and unfortunately got into a bad accident many years ago that left him disabled so Hisashi helps care for him.Izuku later finds out this boyfriend is AFO.
why would you leave inko for afo. 'hold on yeah i think i'll leave this priceless bahia emerald and skip town and then i found a broken piece of chalk instead.' my guy. you deserve all might stealing your son.
1- ok so. Hisashi is an accountant who moves to new york to make more money. He and inko officially divorce, which means Izuku takes the Midoriya name and Inko has sole custody, but while Hisashi does not have to pay child support or alimony, he does opt to send them some support and tries to stay in contact because i guess his taste in men was so bad that he and inko just work better as friends. good for them ig.
2- actually Hisashi is just straight up color-blind: he can't see any red flags. Its not just his personal tastes. this man has worked for four separate blatant money laundering schemes since he went abroad. he has no clue. this is how he ends up coming into contact with AfO, but AfO's job offering is too indirect and vague, and Hisashi is like 'are you... flirting with me?' instead, but AfO can work with that. And while Hisashi certainly isn't a genius with people or warning signs, i will give him (and inko) this: he's a great lay.
3- He's also a very caring boyfriend, which was part of the problem with inko, they ended up really inciting each other's anxieties, but AfO likes being pampered so he decides to keep Hisashi around even if he isn't a employee. even better really, that he doesn't have to pay, bribe, quirkify, dequirkify, or threaten him. Hisashi, as a bit of a doting boyfriend, also has a lot to say about the man to others, so Izuku ends up hearing a lot of gushing over the phone as he's training with weights and is a bit too out of breath to change the topic. plus, he doesn't want to bring up going to UA until its a sure thing, his dad will definitely freak out about it not being safe. finally he tells his dad he got in, and hisashi is like 'oh yeah, cuz they changed the rules, which track?' and izuku goes 'oh uh hero track and alsoihaveaquirknowitscalledsuperpower oh look at that moms calling me for dinner sorry bye.'
4. Dazed, Hisashi gushes about his son to his boyfriend later, dropping that izuku's going to become a hero at ua, what a surprise- but, well, he supposes his son has always loved to watch heroes...
AfO is like 'hm. being a hero isn't very safe...' ('i know...') 'why don't you try to push him to visit you? keep him safe. maybe in a safe. don't you just wanna keep a hold of him?' ("i do, but that'll only drive him away. he's growing up... besides, if i was busy only keeping watch over him, who'd take care of you?") 'mm, good point. keep prioritizing me, i will neither put a hit on the kid as competition nor do anything to keep him safer.'
5. Reveal... uh yeah so Hisashi does mention to Izuku when his boyfriend goes missing, sometimes he gets called to work suddenly but he's never been gone this long, he's worried, is he restocking his meds, where is he? oh yeah, he vanished around Kamino. unfortunate, but not incriminating on its own. What IS incriminating is rewound!AfO, looking at Izuku with a tilted head. "I can see bits of Hisashi in you, hm. Just the worst bits, luckily." Izuku starts realizing what this means. Bakugo distracts him and blasts him to the Shigaraki fight, because he also started to realize what it meant and simply did not want to deal with hearing anymore of that. Over at the ShigarAfO fight, AfO tries to keep throwing Izuku (and tomura) off their game by wondering if Hisashi will find this new, younger body nice as well- probably, its not like the man had the highest standards. Izuku and Tomura are united in such abosolute done-ness with AfO that he's immediately snuffed out of Tomura's head and nothing remains behind. Tomura is like 'uh, do you want a day's break and then a rematch because i need to bleach my brain' but izuku is like 'oh no i need to punch someone through a mountain rn, lets keep going while i reform you with the power of friendship and incredible violence.' (By unspoken agreement, neither Izuku, Bakugo, or Tomura ever breathe a word about it to anyone, much less to Hisashi.)
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A Little Too "Daddy"
It was a typical summer day after work for Joseph in his aparment. He typed away on his computer talking to his boyfriend, Carl.
Carl: Saw a really hot guy today while walkin' home today babe
Joseph: Oh yea? What body type
Carl: A total Daddy!!! Like damn... wish he was my boyfriend. Not to say you're bad but like... you know. Joseph: Haha... I see.
Carl: It's whatever anyway lol he was with his kids and clearly banged a woman.
Joseph: You can't say that for sure-
Carl: He was every stereotypical dad trope in the book bro. I know my stuff!!!
Joseph: If you say so... but like are you trying to say I should try and bulk up?
Carl: Maybe...
Joseph: Aw Carl, You know that's difficult.
Carl: Yea but imagine me calling you daddy haha
Joseph: You're lucky I love you.
Carl: Yea i know! Anyways Gotta go now. My favorite telenovela is about to start. Love you babe!
Joseph: Bye. Love you!
Joseph closed the messaging app with a sigh. He did a "bicep" flex and yup still skinny.
"Ugh. This sucks! Why can't I be what he wants?" Joseph slammed his face on his keyboard in despair.
"I should really talk to someone about this- oh wait! Joseph recalled the therapist hotline stapled onto the breakroom pinboard at his work.
"I guess I'll text it right now..." Joseph was quick to turn on his phone and with a bit of help he eventually texted the codeword to activate the automatic transfer.
Thank you so much for being here we'll get you to one of our members immediately!
"Oh great... this'll take a while hu-"
*Bling*
"oh!"
???: Hi my name is G3NI3 how can I help you, today?
Joseph: G3NI3? Did your parents hate you?
G3NI3: Nah dude it's a CODENAME. Gotta keep some sort of confidentiality
Joseph: Ah right fair enough
G3NI3: Alright so what's your name and why did you text us today?
Joseph: Joseph, and I'm here because of my boyfriend...
G3NI3: Aww did you break up?
Joseph: No... it's more... he saw a hot dad today and said "i wish he was my boyfriend"
G3NI3: Oh i see... was the dude straight?
Joseph: Yea why do you ask?
G3NI3: Just wondering... Anyways so I'm guessing the dude was like super buff and stuff? Joseph: Yea... meanwhile I'm a scrawny man in my 20's...
G3NI3: I see I see... so what you're saying is that if you were an older "daddy" you'd be happier?
Joseph: Yea. Atleast it'd appease my boyfriend...
G3NI3: Alright then, say Joseph why don't you tell me about your life and how you met your boyfriend maybe this'll help
Joseph: Uh... sure. Okay so like... we met in highschool and we REALLY hit it off so we started dating pretty soon after and now we're here.
G3NI3: Makes sense. Though... based on your talks I feel like you'd be more bros than boyfriends
Joseph: Huh? what makes you say that?
G3NI3: Idk just got the vibe.
Joseph: How WOULD you say that you only know him as my boyfriend.
G3NI3: Yea but like for people your age, not sure i'd go randomly say "hey this man my age should be friends with me!"
Joseph: What are you talking about? My boyfriend is like 24 and the dude seemed 40.
G3NI3: Nah man, didn't you say you were both in your 40's?
Joseph: No... I said 20's
G3NI3: Pretty sure I saw 40's
Joseph: Yea well!! I can just scroll up and see!!
G3NI3: Suit yourself.
Joseph was getting furious at this "G3NIE". He 100% told them he was in his... 40's? Joseph read the text again.
"Joseph: Yea... meanwhile I'm a scrawny man in my 40's..." Joseph couldn't believe it, but then it dawned on him oh wait... he IS in his 40's haha imagine actually being in my 20's again that would be WILD.
Joseph: Sorry about that. You're right me and my boyfriend are in our 40's.
G3NI3: Told ya. Though you never told me your boyfie's name.
Joseph: Oh it's Carl. Pretty normal name.
G3NI3: Weird... I feel like he would be more a Carlito.
Joseph: Uh... What makes you say that?
G3NI3: Isn't he from Mexico?
Joseph: Uh... yea? But how did you know that?
G3NI3: Lucky guess. I mean... imagine having a mexican hottie like him as your bro.
Joseph: Not sure what you mean. We're DATING and he's skinny like me. Even though we're both in our 40's...
Joseph paused for a second. Wasn't Carlit- Carl in his 20's and skinny? but then he "remembered" the last pic his boyfriend sent him.
"Get ready to some farm work for my bonita~ What do you think?"
Wait... Bonita? Carl- No... Carlito would never call Joseph that. Not to mention his boyfriend never looked like that! Or... did he? Joseph scrambled through his memories and every memory he had of Carlito was him as jacked af Mexican man. Guess he forgot how lucky he was. The bonita bothered him but he just ignored it for now.
Joseph: Sorry nvm yea he is all that. We're dating though so we're not just "bros".
G3NI3: nah man, you seem like bros to me. Don't you remember he married Maria and got like 2 kids.
Maria??? who is- Oh right. Maria is Carlito's "Bonita" He rants about her all the time to you at your weekly bar hangouts. Joseph remembers how his two kids Mateo and Juanita would call him Uncle Joseph! Ah he loves those little rascals. Wait.. something felt off to Joseph.
Joseph: How do you know all this? Isn't this our first session?
G3NI3: What are you talking about dude? This is like our 20th one together
"W-What???" Joseph could not believe what G3NI3 was saying. This was definitely his first using the hotline. Joseph could prove it he just has to scroll up a bit and- Huh?
To Joseph's amazement, G3NI3 was right they've been talking for months. And what do you know they bring up everything about Carlito too. Guess that's that mystery solved.
Joseph: Oh man, you're right guess my age is starting to show...
G3NI3: Don't count yourself out yet old man. You have a kid to care for!
Joseph: Kid??? You must be joking I'm single and could never get a kid! I'm gay!
G3NI3: Oh come on don't be like that just cause you had a divorce with Kate doesn't mean you gotta deny being straight as an arrow or deny that kid you helped make! Joseph: Okay now you're crazy! No way I got married to a LADY. I was never into them!!
G3NI3: No need to get worked up big guy. Your son is following in your footsteps as a bodybuilder! Bodybuilder???? What kind of insanity is G3NI3 spewing now! Joseph was skinny as stick. Always has been.
Joseph: You must think I'm crazy if you want to believe I'm anything but a stick! It's a miracle Carlito even wants to hang out with a single skinny guy like me!
G3NI3: Oh don't be so shy! I know you love flexing in front of Carlito to show how you can attract the ladies! Your libido is off the charts bro.
Joseph had enough of this. He'd crush his phone with his big strong hands if he didn't have the money to replace it.
Joseph: Now listen here! I know I love a good flexing or two but I wouldn't say I have a high libido! Besides... I'm not manly enough I don't got a beard or any cool tattoos...
G3NI3: Come on, Josef! You're the manliest they come! With a luscious ginger beard and a tattoo of a cross between your tits AND one on your left arm you're peak masculinity! And you even married a WOMAN. Sure it didn't last but it's something!
Josef: You really think so? Aw shucks. Maybe if I was a faggot we could've dated... as if! The only thing I love more than muscles is a good looking women to take home and fuck silly.
G3NI3: Focus Josef. Use that bald head of yours for once and think! You came here because you didn't think Carlito doesn't want to hang out with you right?
Josef: Yes... we might've been bros since middle school but idk ever since me and the divorce with Kate it just doesn't feel like the same...
G3NI3: Puh-lease. You guys are two peas in a bro-pod. Do you really think Carlito would send you this if you weren't bros for life?
Josef: Ah I remember that! Carlito made those fags think they had a chance with him when he and Maria been fuckin' for years! Got a good laugh out of that!
Carlito: Exactly! Who would send that to a straight friend otherwise!
Josef: You're right... What did I have to worry about? Me and Carlito? We're buds for life!
Just then a knock came at the door.
"Dad! Carlito's here!" "Coming, Son!"
Josef: Welp, looks like Carlito's here. Thanks for the talk G3NI3. Always appreciate ya!
G3NI3: No problem! and remember... you asked for this
Josef: W-Wha?
G3NI3: Nothing! Bye
"And to think that's my therapist... Anyways gotta get ready for my bro!" Josef got up from his seat and left his bedroom stationed at the 2nd floor of his house. Gotta thank Kate for that child support money. But before he could enter the hallway...
"Son! I told you no underwear and caps in the house! Put some damn clothes on!"
Sorry pa, I just loveee my muscles. Do you mind if a girl comes over tonight? I think it'll work this time!"
"'Course Son. The Women will love ya! You get it from your old man!" Josef flexes to make his point clear.
"Thanks dad!" Josef's son flexes back before getting ready for his date.
"How did I get lucky enough to get a son like that?" Josef chuckled. He might not got much but at least he has son and his bro Carlito.
"Oh right! Carlito!" Josef almost forgot to get ready so he grabbed a fresh set of clothes and went to go change in the bathroom.
Before he changed Josef did one quick flex in the mirror.
"G3NI3 wasn't kidding. That libido of mine is ready to go!" Josef was proud of his physique. But now's not the time for that he has to go meet his bro.
Josef adorned his massive figure with a tank top saying "BEAST" and some killer designer shades he was ready to finally answer that door. With a strong force Josef opened the door to find the man himself, Carlito.
"Hola amigo. Have you seen that faggot Josef anywhere? Haha!"
"Oh come on Carlito, you know I'm as straight as an arrow!" Josef said back in a playful tone.
"Would you change your mind if I were to... do this?" Carlito took his shirt and removed his shades and did a flex right in front of Josef.
"...."
"..."
"..." "GAHAHAHA" The two large man laughed in unison.
"Nah bro, you're my bro forever and always." Josef smiled.
"As always mi amigo, now let's rapido we're gonna be late for our gym sess!" Carlito put his shirt and shades back on and headed for his luxury car.
As for Josef he didn't have a car as cool as Carlito but had a car from the 2000's and it was like his second child but don't tell Josef's son that. But before he got in his car Josef took a moment to feel his masculinity in the car window's reflection.
"I look damn fine."
And So Josef and Carlito went to have grand old brotime together. Working out together like true bros, hanging out at the bar like true bros, and of course trying to get Josef with a woman for the 30th time this month. You'd think they were a couple but nah they're both straight as arrows no doubt about that. Josef lived a happy life despite his circumstances and that meant more time to flex flex FLEX!
Safe to say he was a real... daddy. He's even got the kid to show for it.
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what would NM’s brother think abt his OSDD, would he be upset he never knew and could’ve been making their life harder, use it against them in battle, or neutral like it doesn’t have anything do do with him anymore. What abt all three, he’s mad at himself for not noticing and making their harder, but the stars are in a rlly bad spot and need any advantage against them, besides the fact him feels disconnected from the years him and NM spent apart. And what does the gang think abt that????
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There are so many ways that this could go and all of them are so interesting!
Dream having no idea until they make a truce, where Nightmare nervously comes clean. Dream is confused at first, "we were only made with one soul... I don't understand." Nightmare gives him some books on the subject, Dream thanks him and does his best to be understanding and promises to look at the books.
He does look at the books and cries for several hours straight when he reads over the causes, which Nightmare neglected to mention during their conversation. Dream's best equation to what's going on is that Nightmare's original soul was broken into pieces. This is a comparison that hurts him severely, but does help him to understand.
Dream ends up reading way way more than the books NM gave him. He feels like he has so much to make up for.
The gang would definitely be a little protective of Nightmare, careful to make sure that Dream is doing what he should to support him, but they back off a little once they see he does.
That's one silly option
Another (which I love) is:
Dream is totally plural too, and just hasn't realized. Which I think is super likely. They're twins, after all, same genetic thresholds, same horrible trauma in two different fonts, that's a recipe for two plural little guys.
Dream talked to Ink about the voices and feeling distant at one point, and massive holes in his memory and ink was like, "Oh dw that's normal, lol" so he never brought it up again, because why would he? It's normal. (Ink is an idiot, and also something is definitely wrong with that freak /aff)
Nightmare talks to dream about it after the truce and Dream is like "wait what? That's possible? That's a thing?"
And NM is sort of apprehensively like... "yeah?"
"I thought everyone heard the voice people!"
"The voice people???"
"Is that not... isn't that normal???"
"No that's not normal. How many do you hear??"
"Uh..." Dream squints a little and starts counting on his fingers.
"D- wait stop. Okay, you hear more than one?"
"Yeah... like three or four i think."
"Dream you're only supposed to hear one, at the most."
"Really?? No, you're playing a trick on me."
"I am not. I'm serious! You can ask anyone!"
"You're kidding!"
"I'm not! Call anyone, right now!"
Dream calls Blue, and they ask Killer, and Horror, and he calls a lust variant he knows— all of them answer the same.
"There's really a word for it?"
"Oh my stars."
"I didn't know!"
"How did you think that was normal!?"
"Ink told me it was!"
"You listened to that IDIOT!?!???"
"hey, that 'idiot' is my friend! ... sort of."
"Brother."
"Okay I see your point. How was I... how were... I don't know how I was supposed to know?"
"You're... you're not, really. I don't blame you. It's not bad."
"It isn't?"
"No."
"What do I do? What did you do?"
"I... we talked to the people that love us."
"Oh."
"We researched... we worked... we... just lived. Mostly."
"That.. doesn't sound too bad."
And the third evil option:
Dream finds out from one of the bad boys, accidentally, and uses it against them. He starts purposefully triggering switches/flashbacks in battle (it's not hard to figure out what'll get him the results when they've gone through the same trauma), doing mean things to get what he needs, just generally being awful.
I don't usually write Dream as such an opportunist as this might make him, but I can definitely see Dream finding out from one of the boys slipping up in battle, looking into it, crying his eyes out, talking to the stars because he doesn't realize it's not his secret to tell... Ink would 100% use this against him if given the opportunity. He knows enough about the things that have hurt Dream to know what'll hurt NM too.
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Skittish
Eddie didn’t think there was anyone outside of Hellfire in the school who liked D&D, and he’s okay with his little group of hyperactive teens. Then, he finds you, drawing what is undeniably a D&D monster. And he is hooked.
• Eddie Munson x Shy!Reader
• Tags: Fluff, Meet-Cuteish?, Drabble, She/her for reader
• WC: ~700
“Wait. Hold on. That’s not- is that? Are you drawing a beholder?” Eddie stops dead in his tracks, quick to lean over head of the girl he’s speaking to in order to get a better look at the sketchbook.
She flinches backwards, nearly ramming her head back into his chest. “No! Definitely not!” She slams the sketchbook shut and pulls it underneath her chin, wrapping her arms across it tightly and tugging her knees up to her chest to hide the leather-bound book from view as much as possible. “P-please don’t try to take it,” she squeaks.
Eddie is quick to pull back, realizing in his eagerness he has ended up towering over the poor girl. He puts his hands up in a show of surrender. “Woah woah, slow down, I have no intention of taking it! It was just really good, ya know? Could I look?” He lowers his voice to a much softer tone. “I’m not gonna hurt you. I may be a freak, but I’m not a monster sweetheart.”
There’s a gentle whine as she unfurls herself from her defensive stance, but she returns the book to its place on the table and opens it to the previous page. On it is an almost completed pencil sketch of a beholder, with miniature doodles of 20-sided dice, swords, and bows decorating the page border. With only a slight anxious glance at the curly-haired man next to her, she pulled the pencil from behind her ear and began adding to the shading. Internally, she sighs in relief at the excuse to look anywhere besides the sad puppy dog eyes Eddie gave her when he scared her. He’s adorable. That’s so unfair. Why do you get to be adorable and tall? People really should only get to pick one of those. Unfair.
“You drew this?! It looks out straight of the D&D manual, that’s awesome!” Eddie plops down in the seat next to her and sets down his lunch tray in favor of leaning in closer to the book, leaving their faces parallel to each other. “I’ve never seen you at Hellfire before, do you play with a friend group or something?”
“Oh, uh, I don’t actually play. My brother did though, and he left all the books to me when he left for college, so I started reading them after school.” She mutters as she continues to draw. The repetitive movement helps lull her anxiety a bit, and she feels her guard lowering with the release of her scrunched up shoulders. “I’ve seen you with the hellfire crowd, but-“ She sighs. “You know how vampires can’t come inside somewhere unless they’re invited in? I’m kind of like that. Groups are intimidating, and I get skittish.” He shifts impossibly closer to peek over her ever-moving pencil, and a strand of his hair brushes her cheek and sends a chill down her spine.
“You should join us sometime, skitty kitty, we don’t bite,” Eddie snickers. She feels him turning his head so more of his hair teases the side of her face, and she swears he’s so close she can feel his breath now. “You know, you’re blushing pretty hard there. Is it the compliments on your drawings, or is something else up? Hmmm?” Her hand freezes for the first time since she reopened the book.
“I- um…nothing,” She lifts her pencil to her mouth and begins to anxiously tap it against her lip. “Yeah, sure, I’ll join you all,” The tapping continues.
On instinct, Eddie’s hand reaches out and carefully removes the pencil from her hand, taking it in his own. He smirks when she looks up from the sketch to his eyes, shoots her a wink, and kisses the top of the pencil lightly. Her tucks it back behind her ear with a lingering touch. “Fridays, after school, in the drama room. Bring these drawings if you feel comfortable, the kids will love ‘em and I’d love to see more of them.” She gulps and fights the urge to nod with too much eagerness, and he slides out of his seat, gives her a wave, and returns to his usual table to eat his lunch.
To be honest, she isn’t sure she is capable of forming another coherent thought for the entirety of the lunch period.
#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson self insert#eddie munson x reader fluff
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regroup | jeon jungkook [part one]
summary: drifting away from your best friend is never an easy thing to deal with. its a good thing a very important project is forcing you both to regroup
➳ pairing: jungkook x reader (f)
➳ genre: college au, fluff, angst, smut (eventually)
➳ rating: 18+
➳ warnings: just some swearing!
➳ wc: 1.3k+
➳ author's notes: part one is now here! let me know what you think of it so far! I love all the feedback!
PROLOGUE | PART ONE | PART TWO
“You got WHO?” Namjoon covered his mouth in shock. “I’m sorry to say this Y/n but… you’re royally fucked.”
You groaned “Please don’t tell me what I already know Joon! I mean Jeon Jungkook! Are you serious? It’s like I’m being punished for something!”
It was a new and sunny day on campus, students all over the grounds were talking and laughing, some rushing through small crowds to make it to their classes on time. You and Namjoon decided to join the many people already there and sit on the grass, taking advantage of no lectures, blue skies and missed sunshine. At Namjoon’s continuing criticisms of your new project partner, you fell on your back in the soft grass and covered your face with your arms
“What am I gonna do?” you sighed “I didn’t reply to his text yesterday because there’s no way I’m gonna succeed going through with this! I need to get my partner changed.”
Namjoon too sat back on his arms “Look…maybe this’ll be a good thing! You said you haven’t spoken since school started right? Maybe this can be a fresh new start for you two?”
“Have you seen the people he hangs out with now? He’s in Jimins’ assemble! You know that little posse better than anyone!” You took your hands away from your face “We have nothing in common besides our parents anymore. It’s better if we just….avoid each other altogether!”
Namjoon smiled sympathetically before looking over your shoulder and widening his eyes “Uh well... You better think of a plan to put that idea in motion because guess who’s heading our way right now.”
Before you could turn around to get a glimpse yourself, you heard him first
“You know, ignoring my texts really hurt my ego last night Y/n!”
“Oh boy,” you said under your breath before turning around to greet him. “What do you want Jungkook.”
Beside him, Jimin smirked as Jungkook chuckled at your dry response “Oh come on, don’t be like that! You’ve known me forever!”
He pouted teasingly. Then his eyes travelled to Namjoon.
“Who’s your friend?” His cocky grin faltered a little. What was that all about?
“This is my friend Namjoon if it’s any of your business.”
“Oh yeah!” Jungkook waved at Jimin beside him as his gaze was still locked on Namjoon “Jimin told me about the quiet kid on the floor below.”
Namjoon blandly stared at Jimin, greeting him with a slight nod.
“Look.” You sighed, tired of the weird tension that was forming. “I knew you, let's get that straight. Now, why do you need me?”
Jungkook finally tore his attention away from your friend beside you at your interruption. “You know exactly why I need you Y/n. You and I have a project to work on and…times ticking!” He cockily pointed at his wrist to stimulate a watch.
You sighed loudly. Before, you were hell-bent on switching partners. No way were you ruining your perfect grades for Jeon Jungkook. But now, standing in front of him, your mind had stopped being so critical. Maybe Joon was right, maybe this was a way of getting back in touch with your best friend that you once cherished and loved.
Looking at Namjoon for confirmation, he nodded slightly in comfort.
“Fine.” your fists clenched at your acceptance “If we’re gonna do this, you have to be fully committed. You have to be on time at ALL of our meetings. I’m deadly serious Jungkook.
“It’s very cute how much you don’t trust me but I think I can handle being on time!”
You blushed at the sudden compliment before coming back to reality ‘Oh yeah like you ‘handled’ making it to class yesterday?”
It was his turn to roll his eyes. “Are we doing this or not? When do you wanna meet? Whenever is good for me.”
“Ummm…how about tonight? 6 pm at my dorm?”
He smirked “A little intimate don’t you think?”
Panicking slightly, you replied. “We can go to the communal space if you want!”
“Relax, I'm teasing you.’ He laughed openly. “Your dorm is fine. You live on the East block, right?”
You nodded “Room 218.”
“See you there.” He was already walking away before you could respond. Namjoon uttered a dull “Jimin.” as he too walked off alongside Jungkook, repeating in the same tone a “Namjoon” as a goodbye.
After they were out of sight, Namjoon turned to you “Yeah you’re still fucked.”
-
Damn, right you were absolutely fucked.
The time was 7:30 pm. And there was no sign of Jungkook anywhere.
You scrolled through all the notes you had individually made for yourself about the project, eager to share with Jungkook to make the whole process a lot easier. But after a while, it looked like he wasn’t even coming.
Closing down all your tabs, you decided to finally put your stuff away when suddenly there was a frantic knock on your door.
You froze, knowing exactly who that was.
“Y/n. I know you’re in there, I can see the light coming from under the door.” The well-known voice said.
You cursed under your breath before opening the door slowly. “I thought we said 6 pm, Jeon?”
“Hey, you’re lucky I turned up!” He invited himself in, brushing past you and taking his jacket off “So, let’s hear the ideas!”
You scoffed, gobsmacked at his entrance. “Are you fucking kidding me right now? You need to get out.”
“Wow, you curse now? Never used to when we were younger?” he chuckled under his breath, flopping onto your bed. “Anyways why are you in such a rush to get me out? Your boyfriend Namjoon coming over?”
Rolling your eyes, you spat “Namjoon isn't my boyfriend? And anyways what's it to you?”
He stared at you as he sat back on your bed. “Wait, he’s not?” His entire demeanour had changed, his cocky attitude sunny disintegrating.
“No. He’s just a friend..”
Jungkook nodded slightly, seemingly in deep thought.
After a while of silence, you decided to break it “Jungkook, is there something you needed? I’ve waited for you all evening and I’m actually very tired so-”
“I can’t believe you still kept that thing.” He interrupted.
“...What thing?”
He pointed over to the dangling key chain attached to your keys laid across your desk. Both of you had made each other key chains during the summer before last. Each of them had a mini photo of you and him together when you were younger, both of your faces exploded in a massive grins.
“Oh…well…yeah, of course, I did. Part of the promise remember?”
Jungkook was instantly transported to that very summer. You and he made a pact to keep it forever otherwise your friendship was classed as ‘bogus’ He smiled at the simplicity of your minds back then. Although the promise was very stupid, his heart grew at the fcat that you still kept yours.
“How have you been Y/n?”
“What?”
“How has everything been?” He repeated, his wide eyes staring at you deeply.
Your brows furrowed, “I-I've been…okay? Kook…what are you doing?” you continued lightly
He smiled sweetly “I’ve missed that little nickname.” He got up from the bed and strode over to you. “I’ve missed you.”
The proximity of your bodies so close together made you weary. What was happening right now? Why all of a sudden was this happening? You couldn’t get your head straight right now. You needed space.
“I think…” you stepped away from him “I think you should go.”
“Y/n-”
“We’ll reschedule for tomorrow… 3 pm in the library.” Opening the door for him, you beckoned him out “Don’t be late.”
He stared at you a while longer, before getting his coat and walking out. Quietly, he turned around to face you again “I’ll be there.”
He started to walk away but then doubled back again
“Y/n.” He caught the door before you could close it shut.
“For what it’s worth…..I kept mine too.”
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In my room- billy loomis x reader
(billys pov)
“are you gonna let me in?
“hello?helllooo?”I heard tapping from my window knowing exactly who it was
I was trying not the drift off in class as stu rambled about some nonsense when 2:45 the bell went off
thank god I thought to my self I got up and quickly left the class room speed walking through the halls with my head held low
I didn’t bother acknowledging anyone
many people think i’m odd just because I keep to my self I only talk to stu and our ‘friend group’
which are other people I don’t consider worthy of my time
but I mostly walk alone
avoiding girls that gush over me and the pathetic boys at school trying to start small talk with me
as I walk out the school building I avoid the sunlight with my chalky tone
some may say i’m a gaslighter and manipulative which they aren’t wrong
with my ‘piercing eyes’
I get home I don’t say anything
like there’s anyone to greet ain’t no one there
my mother had abandoned me
and my father is barely ever home,I don’t care.I walk in and right up stairs to my room
I go straight to bed take a quick nap and just wait patiently until dark because that’s when the real show starts
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‘Tap tap tap’
———————
I hear from my window I smirk knowing exactly who it is
I see her
(y/n).my baby is what I like to call her
she’s as beautiful as ever as she gives me a sweet soft smile
she’s young and pretty
she comes to my room and we talk at night
she’s demonic and bloody in my eyes
but she holds me tight every night i’m in my bedroom with her i’m never alone
and I kiss her cold lips until morning comes then she’s gone and i’m off
but she only exists in the dark of my room
as me and my ‘friends’ are sitting at the fountain for lunch I sit next to stu as randy sits in the middle of stu and tatum and Sidney is next to tatum
god how much I hate Sidney she’s the reason my mom left me
yet she doesn’t even know
I kept catching her staring at me yet pretended as if I didn’t notice
I know she likes me it’s obvious
but my feelings are the opposite for her
I wish she would die
I wish I could kill her right now
I have planned to kill her with the rest of the group but making stu my partner
there’s so much of sidney I can’t stand same with the rest of them as they talk about meaningless stuff
and all I can think about is my love
I’d do anything for her
as me and her laid in my bed I do adore her as I said before I’d do anything for her and it’s always in my room that we’re the closes
I try to smile but i’m always frontin
but I do love her and at least that’s something.She doesn’t talk much but when she does it gets cold
usually we just lay there and we hold eachother
we’re lovers we don’t need others
certainly i’m all she needed and she is everything I need I don’t need anyone else but her
one night one of my mother’s cat that she also had abandoned had jumped up on the covers
and it scared my baby,cause she don’t like pets.
she had scrambled out of the room
It had made my blood boil that the cat had frighten my baby so I twisted it’s fucking head of its neck
“look baby it’s bloody it’s gone it’s doomed” I had cried out to her
“please come back to the room..don’t ignore me” I begged her
this was more than a sick love story
If she was ever to leave me or was left with out her I’d bring a gun shot to school
and I will for any reason if she wants me to
I hate it that she has to leave when the light comes on and if I had it my way the fucking sun would be gone
sometimes when we’re kissing I start shaking when she slips me that tongue it taste like bacon
she looks sad
uh-oh something wrong.my baby’s upset
“baby what’s wrong?” I asked her as I tuck a strain of her hair behind her ear
“billy one of the neighbors kid had spotted me sneaking in and now I can’t come back cause they know our secret”
unless I can make them keep it if I do she’ll still be able to come
the next day i’m in their backyard as I slipped my ghost face costume on with a shotgun and knife
cut the screen,I went and found the kid
blew a blow of spaghetti to the side of it’s head Then their daddy was next he ran down the hall as I chased after him he was quick to fall as I shredded his throat.
I gripped the knife and started stabbing the shit out of his wife
after Is was done with them I went back home a bloody mess still in my ghostface costume with a job well done
as I washed up in the sink and but the bloody costume in the washing machine waiting for baby to come
like I said I do anything for her
I waited and and hated for 3-4 hours to hear her tapping
then finally she arrived as always she had a soft smile on her face as I held a smirk
“baby I got rid of them you don’t have to worry”
she stared at me a bit surprised
“you got rid of them?..for me?”
“of course baby I’d do anything for you”
she smiled and ran up to me as I picked her up and took her in my room
#billy loomis x reader#billy loomis x you#billy loomis#ghostface#ghostface x you#in my room#insane clown posse#billy loomis x female reader#SoundCloud#billy loomis x y/n#billy loomis fanfiction#ghost face x reader
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Hey so uh about my Vampire AU… I still somehow have no clue what I want to do with the first chapter so uh… UH- DISTRACTION! DOM AND FAYE HEADCANONS BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME VIOLENT!!
💚Faye is brutally honest, whereas Dom has absolutely no issue lying if he thinks it’ll be for the better. It’s gotten to a point where he does it almost compulsively now. (This has definitely impacted him negatively in the past, but will he stop? HAH-)
🧡Despite me saying this, I feel like Dom can’t lie on command. He can do it impulsively, but if he’s specifically told to lie about something he struggles to keep a straight face. (This leads to a lot of people thinking he’s just as bad a liar as Faye when this really is not the case.)
💚Faye is easily overwhelmed by loud noise, and usually has to listen to music at a low volume. Dom, meanwhile, has to blast his as loudly as possible.
🧡I feel like they mostly listen to Indie stuff. I can’t really see them being into any main-stream artists.
💚Considering Dom’s comment about him and Faye wanting to be friends with Elliot for a while, I like to imagine that after they said goodbye to Elliot in the first spin-off episode, they high-fived and got super giddy. But then cut to two hours later and Dom’s pacing the room like: “oh my God, we overshared again he LITERALLY HATES US-”
🧡I’m sorry but there’s no way they both don’t have low-self esteem. (Dom’s: “We can be a bit annoying to be fair-” will forever live in my head rent-free until further elaborated on.)
💚Anyways, I feel like these two are always sharing their thoughts with one another, and even when they’re apart, they’ll still turn to where other would usually be with the intention of saying something, only to realize they’re not there and feel a little awkward afterwards.
🧡DO NOT SEPARATE. THEY DO NOT LIKE BEING SEPARATED.
💚They’ve probably tried to create their own language before. But they kept changing the rules of it so neither of them really understand it anymore.
🧡But they probably have a second, non-verbal language of just hand motions, expressions and straight up mind-reading.
💚They’ve probably tried to pass as one another at least once before. (And no one fell for it.)
🧡I like to think they both have DND-style OC’s they’re super invested in, but they don’t really do anything with them other than create increasingly complex lore and compare them with each other. (They’re always arguing over which one would win in a fight.)
💚Faye’s really sweet to everyone else, but I like to think she’ll bully Dom any chance she gets.
🧡I also feel like Faye likes giving Dom space buns because they look funny, but Dom’ll usually keep them in since they keep his bangs out of his face.
💚Faye loves platonic hand-holding.
🧡Dom probably collects random acorns and pinecones. (Thank you @ratkingnezu for randomly looking over my shoulder and suggesting this lol.)
💚They also probably have all sorts of knick-knacks resembling birds and rodents and insects scattered all around their room. (And they all have names and despite taking up so much space, Dom and Faye refuse to part with any of them.)
🧡They’re both hoarders. They’ll be going through all their stuff and find some random ribbon they took off a Christmas present and be like: “…but what if I NEED IT-” and then they’ll immediately forget about it like two days later.
💚Speaking of Christmas, I feel like they’d both hate Christmas music. (They hear Mariah Carey on the radio in November and suddenly they’re filled with dread.)
🧡I feel like these two would hate clothes shopping. If they ever needed anything, they’d probably just go to a Target or something.
💚Also, if they see anything that looks remotely soft in a store, they have to go and feel it.
🧡They probably hate coffee with a burning passion. (And I like to think they’re both juice-box addicts.)
💚I feel like Dom and Faye were the type of kids who weren’t allowed to have phones ‘til they were around 12-14, so up until then, they were probably just sent outside and told to be back before dinner. (Optional.)
🧡But quickly after Faye got a phone she got addicted to Instagram and now spends several hours scrolling each day.
💚These two probably prefer the company of animals over people, honestly. Neither of them understand people very well.
🧡Dom seems like the type of guy to be just a little bit obsessed with his friends. Like not even in a romantic way. He’s just… really clingy. (He’s probably not used to having someone other than Faye to talk to. So when he does find someone he sticks to them like glue.)
💚Meanwhile, I feel like Faye’s a lot more introverted. She’s more than comfortable being alone, and she doesn’t really mind that Dom’s technically her only friend. (All she really needs to be content is Dom and her spiders. Neither of which are going anywhere anytime soon.)
🧡I feel like Faye tends to go non-verbal whenever she’d overwhelmed or overstimulated. Whenever this happens, Dom’ll usually take her somewhere quiet, and hold her hand silently as she calms down.
💚She probably also has some noise-cancelling headphones she brings whenever she goes out to loud or crowded spaces.
🧡Meanwhile, Dom will do everything he can to mask and pretend he’s fine and he’ll literally be on the verge of a meltdown with tears streaming down his face all like: “No, no I’m fine, I just something in my eyes.”
#tmf#the music freaks#freakblr#tmf headcanons#tmf dominic#tmf dom#tmf faye#once again I cannot wait for these to become outdated in the future#bceause then I CAN REWRITE THESE WITH NEW INFORMATION AND TALK ABOUT THEM ONCE AGAIN#i need them BAD you don’t even know I lmiss them so much I want to throw up#I’d do anything if it meant they could have just five more minutes of screentime#JUST FIVE MINUTES PLEASE ROSY PLEASE GIMME THEM
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do graves!leosagi ever get tired of their friends/family labelling them?? like maybe leo’s bros make fun of him for having a “boyfriend” and he gets like rightfully irritated by that ?
its Kinda amusing bc eventually leo’s family at least straight up thinks theyre just really good pals and its like wow ! friendship ! in a more oblivious sense like they just kinda shrug and go oh yeah usagi’s here again whatever
originally mikey was insanely insanely suspicious of usagi and what his relationship was with leo (“hes literally just a friend” “YOU MEAN A BOY-FRIEND. AND U NEVER TOLD US.” “what am i supposed 2 say do i update u guys every time i make a friend” “If I See This Fuckinf Rabbit Sleeping In Your Bed Again I’m Telling Dad” “WE WERE HAVING A SLEEPOVER”) (mikey was mainly shocked bc leo invited a friend to sleepover who they didnt know And leo didnt tell anyone there was an extra mouth to feed for brekkie) but once everything was smoothed over usagi just became another regular, similar to how april is
leo himself tells raph that its a little more than that but only raph rly knows it and hes always had a hunch about them so it didnt change much in how the brotjers saw the two
usagi’s family on the other hand is definitely more “Boyfriend? boyfriend? boyfriend? crush? romance?” kitsune teases usagi about how dramatically romantic it must be to fall for a guy he hated in the beginning and usagi is like . so filled with Eugh. This Is Not Romantic. ick feeling that it causes him to be more in denial at how close he’s gotten with leo (in the beginning at least , later on kitsune still teases him but he’s more at ease with how him and leo are, so he always jusy goes “ew no im not kissing him dates r gross” but over time she toned it down to more “ooh is someone missing a certain kappa?” kinda teasing rather than “whens the wedding/has your first kiss happened yet lmao/etc” kinda teasing)
hana calls leo his boyfriend like all the time and like . usagi doesnt rly correct her bc she’s 8 and he doesnt know how to explain that they “arent Really boyfriends sure they do things that couples would do sometimes but its platonic and well you dont rly know what platonic means uh”
so she gets a pass on all her “IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND” comments since usagi is just like “yeagh its leo u wanna say hi”
auntie notices how leo visits a lot and she kinda just is like “okay ur like my kid now. lol.” she thinks they are just best friends bc usagi said they are and who is she to think otherwise, she kinda just absorbs leo (and later on the hamatos) as her own family and doesnt question their relatiomship much
chizu and gen tend to stay out of usagi’s personal business like that But gen did think that leo was a girl for a good while before he was ever introduced to him . and he was like “usagi if you wanna pick up the ladies u need like. do better. than this” “what. What” “like take a shower man” trying to give him flirting/relationship advice without actually knowing leo at all and also assuming usagi is straight
all in all its never really serious if people call them boyfriends or just best friends bc they dont really care to correct anyone it only matters if its like “so did you hit the [insert romantic relationship milestone] phase yet haha” bc that gets tiring to hear constantly
mainly all their family is just like “oh okay” at their relationship since i dont Really want to make the hardships of being aroace or being queer a big point since we already struggle enough with that irl ! a few details here and there about how their unlabelled status confuses some people but generally just a “we’ve seen weirder shit who cares” kinda energy to it
i love rambling . Thank you for the wuestion ily /p
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Paybacks a Wednesday (Part I)
Pairing: Wednesday x Male Reader
Summary: You wake up in your room battered and bruised from being ambushed in town. Wednesday finds out who did it and its going to get revenge. You don't hurt what belongs to Wednesday
WordCount: 1.5k words
WARNINGS: Violence, Blood, Ambush,
It's late afternoon and classes have already ended. Y/N is laying in Their bed in their large single dorm room, currently wearing bandages on their cheek, forehead, torso and hands. Then he hears some loud footsteps down the hallway.
"Oh lord..." He thinks to himself. You know who is exactly coming through that door.
Then bang! The dorm room swings open and who do they see? Their lovely raven of a girlfriend Wednesday Addams with her roommate Enid Sinclair and Thing following right behind her.
"Hey Guys...how's it going...?" Y/N says in a pained voice as he does his best to sit up..
"O M G...Y/N! When we heard we didn't think it was this bad.." says Enid holding a black bag to her chest.
Wednesday stomps straight to Y/N's bedside and sits on the edge of the bed. She grabs his face checks and his head and feels for anything broken then checks his torso. She hasn't said a word yet but after her examination, she sighs of relief.
"Enid...bag" Wednesday instructs she moves over to the other side of the bed and buts the black bag down. Thing hops off of Enid's shoulder and starts tapping and climbing on the bag instructing Wednesday that he is ready to help.
"Who did this to you?" She says as begins to take the bandages off Y/N face. "Thing grab the antiseptic, a cotton ball, the ointment and fresh bandages"
Thing does a thumbs up and hops in the bag bringing out everything she asked for.
"Its not that bad....I....Just fell down some stairs" Y/N say to her trying to stay strong
"Y/N stairs dont do that to you Y/N" says Enid with a worried look on her face.
"Are you going to tell me the truth or are you going to keep lying to me?" said Wednesday as her cold half-dead face looked at Y/N but for some reason, it was even colder than normal. She was your girlfriend and you can't lie to her.
Y/N let out a sigh,"It was some of the normie kids while I was going out shopping. I went to the Weathervane to get us some coffee and some pastries then they caught me outside on my way back to Nevermore. " he says as Wednesday removes his bandages revealing wounds and scars on his skin. "Being called an outcast doesn't hurt as much cause that's what we are but being called a *****....that kinda hurt" Wednesday reaches for the antiseptic and a cotton ball and pours a bit of antiseptic on it. She takes the cotton ball and lightly puts it over the wound on his forehead. He wince a bit in pain but it goes away after a moment.
"To think people would stoop so low to attack you in broad daylight. I just....Raaah" says Enid as her claws come out. Enid has cared for Y/N and Wednesday and has always been a fantastic friend to help him with his girlfriend. Even before Y/N started dating Wednesday she knew the two of them would be perfect.
"Enid calm down....Also your claws are showing." Enid looked down "Oops..u-uh" she stuttered and her nails became shorter. "Kitty claws come out sometimes" Enid chuckled nervously
Wednesday continued to care for Y/N's wounds. Thing walked up to to Y/N and began to pat on the bed asking if he was ok.
"Dont worry Thing, it will take more than just a couple punches and kicks to take me down" Y/N says confidently. Thing does a few gestures meaning that you were a strong man and brave. "Appreciate it Thing" They fist bump with a few other moves. Thing has always been a good guide in helping Y/N understand Wednesday and her subtle quirks that can be translated as emotions. Like when she stomps harder than usual she is mad, When she stares in a direction and doesn't blink for more than 16 seconds she's mad, and so on and so on.
Wednesday grabs an ointment that Thing took out. The Ointment was in a steel tin and doesn't look to be store-bought. Wednesday opens the tin to see a cream-like substance but has a foul smell. Y/N takes a whiff "Ugh what is that?" he says with a disgusted tone.
"Its an ointment that my grandmother created. It has aloe and some other herbs" Wednesday explained as she dipped two fingers in the substance.
Enid was making a disgusted face due to the smell. "Ugh I cant do this anymore. Im going to go get Y/N some food. Come On Thing" she said. Thing didn't hesitate and hopped onto Enid's shoulder. "We be back soon" she said as he left the two in the room.
As Wednesday was about to apply the ointment to Y/N head wound. She had a flash and then found herself at the Weathervane.
She sees Y/N walk into the Coffee shop and orders a couple drinks and food. Seems like he was happy and having a fantastic day. Y/N took out his phone and smiled at his lock screen which was Wednesday with her signature scowl reading a book by a dead tree. Y/N's order was up he grabbed the items he purchased. But Wednesday felt a bit happy that Y/N loved her, but something wasn't right, she looked around the Weathervane from booth to booth to see if anyone was plotting. She looked by the window and saw some boys dressed up in football varsity jackets. Wednesday couldn't hear what they were saying but they were pointing at Y/N. When Y/N turned around they went around the corner and waited for him to come out.
Y/N opened the door and walked down the street heading back to Nevermore but the boys came out the said and tailed him from a distance. After a few minutes, they made it to a street where there was no one on. This street leads out of the town and is usually where the Nevermore kids would call an uber up to the school. But Y/N never had a chance.
Fast like a lightning bolt, Y/N was hit with a rock straight to his head. He dropped all the items he had and fell to the ground on his knees. He held his head and looked down at his hands to see blood. Wednesday gasped seeing the sight. Then the boys showed up "Well looked who it is, another Nevermore Freak. Why do you guys keep showing up here? We know what you are! And you are ******" He said as his spit on Y/N. Y/N was so disoriented "Guys, come on we don't have to resort to this," he says as he raises up his hands. One of the boys takes a bat and smacks his hand with it. Y/N yells in pain, their hand was smashed from the blow. "Dont act like you are normal! YOU ARE A MONSTER!.....I don't know why I'm even talking to this trash.......Get him" The boys began to kick and punch and beat on Y/N.
Wednesday watched in horror and anger she wanted to make them pay. She looked at Y/N looking to reach for his phone that wasn't too far from the dropped coffee and pastries. All Y/N could see is Wednesday's face on the screen. Then a voice yelled down the street Wednesday turned around and saw Xavier running down the street. "GET AWAY FROM HIM" he yelled.
"Dustin we gotta go" one of the boys said "Say away from our town freak or I'm gonna finish the job." the other said as they ran.
"Hey Y/N, stay with me....hey...." as Xavier's voice started to fade out and Wednesday found herself back in the room with a wounded Y/N
"Hey Wednesday.... you ok?" Y/N asked
Wednesday was looking at Y/N and let a tear fall down her face. She wiped her tear with a free hand and rubbed the rest of the ointment on her finger on Y/N's forehead wound where the rock hit.
"Put the rest of that on you and get some rest" Wednesday said as she began to pack her things up but left some bandages for him.
"Where are you going?" Y/N asked
"I left some things that i need to collect from class. " She replied
Y/N knew something was right but the ointment seemed to have some properties and they felt a but woozy as he took a deep breath and laid back into his pillow.
"Be safe" he said
Wednesday turned to Y/N and moved closer to his face and kissed him on the lip so softly as if she applied to much pressure it would break. "I will...Mon Cher" she whispers as she sees Y/N is drifted off to sleep.
She left his dorm room and took out her phone and texted Xavier and Enid "Meet me in the NIghtShade room in 10 mins and get everyone else" She closes the phone and begins to walk down the stone hallways.
"No one hurts what is mine" Wednesday said with a dark tone that could shake the long dead out of their coffin.
To be Continued
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(Trying my hand at a Wednesday Full Storyline. lets see how this goes, if you have any suggestions don't be afraid to comment them. Kinda want to see Wednesday's Darkness show in this one. )
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So I had an idee for a cute Eddie x reader ff, and I had to write it, so I'm sorry the requests haven't really been doing it for me. But I promise I'll do my best to write and post those next♡ I just really, really needed to write this. This will also be a series in the future. Less likely to be spicy I think I'll keep this one wholesome 🦦
Reader is described as feminine. But if you want just imagine something different, like different clothes etc. Ummm basically strangers to friends to enemies to friends.
Y/n used a few times and will be used in the next parts as well.
More to come. There's some slight angst but mostly it's quite cute. Also some inappropriate thinking and actions of side characters. But nothing to triggering.
Lab Partners.
Experiment: crush or love?
Coming to Hawkins was weird.
You weren't only a very unique person, but your style differed from most people.
Not only that, you weren't a rude person, not a popular girl or smth like that.
Both nice or rude when you thought was fitting, first approach was always nice and gentle. If someone didn't deserve it you made all hell break lose.
Walking into high school was weird.
Glances from the shadows, the quiet kids hoping you'd be taking their place as a punching bag.
Jocks and other group of guys, showing zero shame checking you out.
Wearing a low waist pair of jeans, a slightly cropped, long sleeve shirt. Your hair styled the way you enjoyed. Not the type to go for those trends like the perm.
Walking past a group of metal heads who punched eachothers arms when you skilled gently. Typical honestly. Cute but basic.
Making your way to the head teachers office, who by the way, was a friend of your parents, much to your dismay cause he'd give you 'special attention' for the next year.
Huffing in exhaustion when you left his office with your schedule, locker number and all the shit you needed to survive around here.
"Old freak.." you mumbled as you looked for your locker.
Lost. Honestly so lost. How could a locker be so hard to find? Yeah well apparently these lockers had no numbers on them.
"Greattt" you say staring at the lockers on the wall.
"Where the hell is number 69....seriously he gave me 69? Out of all the lockers he gives me the one locker that will give me more unwanted attention?" You grumble as you walk down the hall, decided to leave the locker for later and to try to find your first class. Fucking science...
A groan left you when you walked straight into the wrong hallway.
"Oh come on!" You loudly exclaim turning to walk the other way to come face to face with some curly headed guy. Shit was he hot?
"Uhm....you new huh?" He asked. Did his voice have a rasp?
"Uh yeah can't find science class....or my locker..or the girls toilets to escape through the window." You say. Soon feeling embarrassed about the words you let out. You could've flirted but noooo.
"Mh well I'm headed for science....maybe I can help you with the locker problem..but the girls- well the toilets Don't got windows..so your great escape won't happen" he said playing with a strand of hair, his arms slightly folded over his chest as he stared and started to tug at his bottom lip after dropping the hair....gosh..
"Thanks" you say as he walks ahead. You follow silently. Seriously you couldn't get the guts you usually had to ask him questions? Not even his name.
You sigh as you step into the class he fond a seat as did you seated at the free tables. Next to you was an empty chair. Which would probably stay empty.
You could hear the whispers and whistles when you sat down. The teacher came in, a women. Cool.
"Hello Class I'm Miss Newcas. I'm your science teacher for the year. First I'd like to ask you all to find a lab partner for today's lesson!"
Great, great fucking great. You probably won't find a lab mate. All people started to bustle around. You thought no one would wanna sit with you the way they seemed to do with the cute guy...but the jocks started to shove eachother trying to get the seat next to you. Right. See how easy the new girl is and who gets her first. Great.
At that thought you grab your bag and books and make your way to the curly heads table, casually sitting down next to him the entire class falling silent.
You could feel him stare at you as you placed your books down, zipping your bag up to grab your pencil case.
You sat back up straight, turning to him finally smiling brightly.
"Ohh right the names Y/n" with a gentle smile and a little tug of hair behind your ear he introduced himself back faintly and quietly.
"Eddie.."
"Mh nice to get to be your lab partner today Eddie"
A few hushed whispers about how being around him would be your doom reached your ears but you didn't care.
Miss Newcas was busy writing something down.
"Okay, so I know some of you didn't get to partner with who you wanted to. And I lied. Your Lab mate will stay your lab mate for the rest of the year. And before you try to change seats or something I'll have you know I wrote down your names and who you're seated with..oh new girl I need your name."
She said gently, she was sweet but you just knew she could be a pain. Or so the rest of the students here felt like that about her.
"It's Y/n" you almost grew anxious when a guy moaned your name. Obviously the people here, well the boys, were the same as in every school.
"Okay. Nice to meet you! I hope you find yourself to enjoy coming to school here."
"Thanks." Not wanting to engage to much with her knowing it would make you the teachers pet right away. First day, no need for that.
When Miss Newcas vanished for a second you felt a gentle nudge from your lab mate.
"You really shouldn't be my lab Partner..trust me, no good comes from it"
"Why?"
"I'm not called Eddie the freak for nothing."
"Ohhh so people like to pick on you? Okay so what does that have to do with me wanting to be your lab partner? You've been nice to me right away."
"That's not-"
"Hey Y/n!" One of the jocks called from the back.
"If you want a good time The Freak ain't the one to go to!" You smiled sweetly at him as you turn to look at the guy.
"Oh yeah? I'm already having a better time talking to him than I do with you after just one sentence. I feel rather disgusted by your voice!" You say all cheery which gains a lot of surprised gasps and also some giggles from the rest of the class. It wasn't usual for someone to stand up or straight up reject and humble one of the popular people.
"Frankly 'the freak' turns out to be nicer than you even though I only talked so little to him.
I suppose you really are who you hang out with"
With that you turn back to Eddie, about to ask him more about him but a metal plate with a frog is placed infront of you. Which makes you tense..you thought this shit was only for the younger kids to do?
"So today you'll be dissecting a frog and then you and your lab partner will write down the words on the lines. Like where's the heart and all. We're gonna do this so I see what level you're on."
You take a deep breath as you started to bounce your right leg. Nervous, the teacher started to hand out the scalpels. One per table..and she gave it to you.
"The person I handed the scalpel to has to be the one to open the frog. The other one then gets to find the organs and say where each is. The one who cut the frog will write down the words on the lines. "
Your hand tremble as you looked at the frog, you're not made for this shit! You didn't care about gore in movies..but this shit. Nuh uh.
"You okay?" Eddie asked gently looking at you playing with the pick around his neck.
"Yeah..just this goes against what I believe in-"
"What?"
"I'm sorry that was a lie I'm just..I can't do this"
You could hear the teacher say the directions on how to place the scalpel and how deep to cut. Also told a lot of students to use the gloves that she handed out for a reason.
You placed the scalpel down grabbing the gloves and pulling them on. Stretching your fingers before picking up the blade again. Breathing coming to a stop as you held it over the frog.
"I can't...fuck.."
You flinch when his right hand wraps itself around yours. Your head whips to look at Eddie who gently looks at you.
"Close your eyes..keep them closed till I tell you to open them" usually you found it hard to trust but for some reason, you trusted this stranger. You imidiatly closed your eyes, turning your head slightly. A jolt of disgust coursing through you when you felt the skin first create a feeling of a certain resistance making it awfully aware that the blade was pushing into skin, a surface keeping it away from the guts before it suddenly penetrated the frog. Pushing in and slicing down. Shit was it off putting.
"Okay" he gently said letting go of your hand when he placed it back on the table.
You drop the scalpel onto the plate, taking off the gloves, wiping the sweat on your jeans before you grab the pencil and just stare at the paper.
"Okay so um, line one is the lungs..line two the heart" scribbling down what he said not even glancing at the frog. Glad Eddie didn't mind it. He even went and covered the frog with paper towels after the paper had all the required words on the right lines.
Surprised to know that all the words found the right lines. I mean no offense you expected him not to get them all right.
When the bell finally rang you grabbed your stuff, Eddie waited.
"You don't need to wait for me"
"Need to show you your locker sweets"
"Right!"
Sweets...the hell did that make you feel your heart throb. Surely, he was attractive but you wouldn't start crushing..right?
He leads you to your locker after the snort he let out when you gave him the number.
Which had you call him childish. But really it made it a bit more bearable to be new here. A first friend, on the first day.
Just as he was bout to 'leave you to it' you couldn't help yourself.
"Hey um..would you like to go see a movie this weekend? Like uh as a thanks for whatever that was"
"Oh, nah don't worry you don't got to thank me"
Ouch, you felt your smile drop slightly, this felt a lot like imidiate rejection.
"Oh okay..well I'll see you around then" smiling a little brighter again before turning to head to English class. You were just grateful he explained how to find your way around school. You couldn't possibly manage the awkward silence of him leading you to class after he shut you down.
When Eddie realized how that must have sounded like he turned to call after you but you had already vanished down the hall.
"Way to screw things over with a cute girl.." he mumbled before finding his own class.
The rest of the day was fine. Turns out both you and Eddie had history together as well as ethics. Which was nice. Also a bit weird because you tried to avoid him which made those classes a bit uncomfortable.
Let's just say you got to know new people, you befriended a girl named Chrissy, who first you were scared might be mean given she's a cheerleader. But you found yourself to be wrong after she stood up for you to one of the other cheerleaders.
One thing leed to another. Here you were conversing with the popular kids. Hanging with Chrissy and her boyfriend and friends in lunch, totally not fitting in but also quiet at peace at the table with them.
Well before Eddie said something over the entire cafeteria that stuck to you.
"Or the popular guys, betting who gets to screw the new girl first!"
You didn't expect that from him..I mean yeah you kinda ignored him outside of classes and found a new crowd..but that really hurt.
The moment those words echoed over the cafeteria you tensed, Jason screamed back telling him to fuck off. But you just got up and walked out of the cafeteria, Chrissy called after you but you really couldn't care right now.
The week finally ended and the weekend started, Chrissy called you up asking you to come to the mall with her which you gladly accepted. You needed some therapy shopping.
Surprised when she told you she didn't want to go with any of her other friends because they seemed judging even around her. The entire 8 hours the both of you spent laughing and whispering about boys,went by fast. She learned you thought Eddie was cute, but that you grew sad when he called that thing the other day.
Which turns out she was also surprised by saying that wasn't his style.
The day ended with the both of you getting ice cream before she dropped you off at home. Now another day till Monday.
Till science class..till Eddie Munson.
Trying to push away the feeling of betrayal as you wash the new clothes. And put away the new cds.
You ended up doing your homework, your window open as Mötley Crüe blasted through your room. (As you noticed. I like this band lmao, so now, you do too)
You hung up the new clothes to dry a fee hours later. Grabbing the new, red dress that was thigh long, and had an extra layer of mesh on top that had light lacy like details. It was pretty. It also looked great on you, Chrissy loudly swooned when you left the changing room to show it to her. Honestly it made you blush. You weren't particularly used to supportive friends.
You found sleep harder than usual when the morning showed through your blinds you found yourself wanting to call Chrissy and to hang out. But you also didn't want to seem clingy so you set your phone back down. Hours later she actually called first asking to get some cafe cause she had a bad fight with her mother.
You obviously didn't say no, so now you both sat in a cute and cozy Café talking about what happened. Chrissy kept apologizing for bothering you but you insisted you were happy she trusted you with it.
When you returned home from the hours of talking and the last conversation about you both not knowing what to wear to school which resulted in her insisting for you to wear your new dress and that she'd wear the green one that she got.
Not really matching but she wanted you to shine when you encountered Eddie in class tomorrow. Just for the reason of 'showing him you didn't care'.
Monday came way faster, the night you basically passed out after drinking lavender tea.
So the morning showed up to make you anxious. Mostly because you didn't want him to think you dropped him for the popular kids. But then again you were to proud and hurt to talk to him. And you probably wouldn't talk to him in class too.
You got ready and slipped on the dress adding some fitting sneakers to it to keep it from looking to chic.
The bus ride to school was alright, less students than usual, your headphones on as the sun burned against your skin already.
Today would be warm.
When you made it to your locker, pushing past the crowd. Which seemed to have gotten more since last week.
Ignoring the way some boys barked compliments after you as you headed to science. You honestly wanted only one guys compliments..and it made you feel more pathetic that you still cared what he thought. Well he made it clear what he thought. So when you made it to class. Walking through the door to see the table empty you let out the air that got stuck in your chest. Sitting down grabbing your pencil, doodling in your text book before you heard someone stumble into the chair next to you, glancing over he stood next to you awkwardly holding the chair keeping it from crashing onto the ground. You roll your eyes, mostly unwillingly before you turn your head away. Staring out the window, twirling your pen in your fingers, you could feel him stare and hear him clear his throat, you also hear him sigh when he didn't get your attention.
Eddie felt bad for what he barked over the cafeteria, at the same time he was to proud to apologize. He also felt like he got replaced by the other people way to fast.
He didn't know you actually looked forward to science till he did that.
Miss Newcas walked in pushing the projector before she looked over the class. She noticed the 'weird behavior' between the two of you and she honestly didn't know why she felt upset. You seemed to be a good influence on Eddie, she didn't remember the last time he actually cared about his lab partner. So she decided to chance the entire lesson.
"Okay so...today you'll get to know your lab mate. It seems some people here don't seem to fond of eachother. Maybe that'll change when you get to know one another and see the other as more human. I want you to write 10 likes and dislikes on a paper. I'll check if you did it. Then I want you to keep the paper for the rest of the year so you and your lab mate actually get along for the time."
Seriously? Today of all days? The sigh you released ended up louder and sounding more annoyed than you had planed. You shifted in your seat looking at him to see him already staring at you. Tapping his pen against the sheet of paper he seemed to think.
"You ask me first" is all you say before he sits up straighter. Starting to ask you stuff like your favorite color. Hobbies etc.
He felt more than happy hearing you enjoyed Mötley Crües music, he started to believe maybe he could fix this.
Before it was your turn to ask questions.
You asked him 9 questions. The same he asked you. It was going well or so he thought because the last question you asked left him in slight disbelief.
"Do you usually humiliate people you don't know infront of the entire school? Oh wait let me word it differently. Do you enjoy humiliating people you don't know infront of the entire school, and do you enjoy hurting their feelings with that?"
Let's say you grew tired of the bullshit. And the petty side of you might have gotten the upper hand there. But honestly? He didn't deserve better.
"No....I don't.. listen Y/n-"
"Done. No more questions, stop talking to me." Is all you hiss back slamming your pen down before turning back to look out the window.
He really screwed up. But you chose them over him? So what gave you the right to be upset about this? Okay well he knew he over did it with that comment but he didn't know better. Eddie felt hurt, he thought you'd end up good friends...maybe more. Just for you to talk less to him in class and more with your new friends. You both already didn't talk a lot outside of that one science class last week, the rest of the week were small conversations and awkward word exchanges. First you sat alone in the cafeteria, Eddie was going to ask you to sit with them but the next day after you and Chrissy talked in history he found you at the popular table. Abandoned is what he felt like, like you didn't care and replaced him so easily. Not sure why he wanted to be mean to you, he liked you more than he liked to admit and you leaving the cafeteria the way you did after he called that out. The guilt he felt then, he never felt before. He never cared about calling people out, but he also knew that was way to uncalled for.
When the bell rang you grabbed your things and were about to leave, the both of you ended up being the last ones to leave.
"Y/n please just hear me out!"
Trying to walk past him before he gently grabbed you by the waist pulling you back, pushing you to sit down in a seat that was right behind you.
"God please stop ignoring me...I get it okay! I never should have said that...just I was upset you replaced me"
You scoff, you planed to forgive him if he said sorry but he didn't manage to do that.
"Oh so you humiliated me because you felt replaced? How childish is that! What kind of excuse is that?! You could've talked to me about it but decided to make me look like an idiot and not only that you made my new friends look like bad people-"
"Because they are!" He says, his voice slightly raised as he sounded more upset.
"It's not your problem if they make a bet on who fucks me first! IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM IF I LET ONE OF THEN WIN OR NOT TOO"
You never planed to let one of those guys hook up with you, but you felt hurt and upset and it also seemed like it would punish him if you actually did let one of them get you under the sheets.
The surprise gasp you let out when he trapped you between the table and his body sounded more like a strangled whine. He glared down at you and you could feel your breath catch in your throat. The twinkle in your eyes as you looked up at him, the way your eyes searched his face. He felt the way his heart picked up in speed. He felt the way he wanted to kiss you, let you see why he felt upset about the thought that one of those assholes actually got to you.
"Don't say shit like that....listen what I called across the cafeteria, they do that. They do that do all the new girls...I was trying to look out for you..okay I might have done it the wrong way...but I promise I didn't mean to hurt you with it"
"Oh yeah?" The mock in your voice felt more like a slap to his cheek then a nudge.
"So instead of telling me to be careful alone you had to bark it out to the entire school? You know that doesn't make them look bad but it makes me look like I'm easy"
"I didn't mean to-"
"Well you did thou!"
You almost found it attractive when he sighed and pushed his hair out of his face. Eyebrows knitted slightly before he closed his eyes taking a deep breath in.
Your eyes fell to his lips before he opened his eyes again. He was going to speak up before he saw the way you stared down. Not at his eyes but his lips. He licked them, he didn't want to it just happened. It felt like his instincts took over.
"Im sorry okay? I never wanted you to feel that way, honest!"
Sighing, pushing away your thought's your eyes found his again, his looked different that before. Still the same but still slightly different.
"I didn't replace you. I was looking forward to science class till you did that.."
"Right....I screwed it"
"You did"
Awkward silence filled the whole classroom and ended up with him pulling away standing infront of you.
"So like...are we good?" You almost giggled at the way he looked like a small puppy.
"Yeah I suppose. Unless you pull that shit again!"
"I won't. I promise"
"Right can I get your number?" He asked after a few seconds. Which made you feel butterflies flutter.
"Why? You wanna call me when you miss my voice?" You planed to tease him but when he flirted back it slammed a deep blush across your face.
"Who knows. Maybe I'll need to hear your voice when I'm feeling especially frustrated and pent up"
"I-"
You huff grabbing a pen and rip a piece of paper off your textbook writing your number down pushing it against his chest before rushing out the classroom.
The rest of the day had you more than embarrassed, you told Chrissy in maths what had happened. And before lunch he stood behind you while you put your things away. Scaring you when you turned around to see him right there.
"Jeez Eddie! Scared me half to death!"
"Sorry, sorry....um do you want to sit with me and my friends in lunch?"
"Oh yeah but I should let Chrissy know I won't eat with her today.."
"Right..."
"Hey I promise I'll sit with you okay?"
He just nodded.
"Catch you in the cafeteria then?"
"Yeah see you there."
You basically sprint down the hallway to Chrissys locker, her telling Jason to head off first when she saw you.
"He asked me to sit at his table"
"Well you have to!"
"I know. But what if his friends don't like me? Or like if they judge me and think I'm just a popular girl looking for nothing but popularity or that I'm fake?"
"You're the least fake person I know. And I know a lot of people, you're so sincere. They'll see it too."
"Okay..yeah"
"Go get em!"
You hug her before you walk to the cafeteria. In the cafeteria line you see Eddie at his table already the entire table seemed full. Where would you sit?
You take the food from the women before you head to the table standing next to Eddie as he looks up at you smiling brightly. His gaze drifting to Mike and Dustin. The entire row moved down a seat. Making space for you to the right of Eddie. He gestures for you to sit down his eyes glistening as he stared at you, he noticed the dress this morning and in the hall the entire day. But you looked so beautiful.
"I could have taken a seat down the row...you didn't have to move" you gently tell the boys that sat down the table. They shake their head telling you they didn't mind.
"So."
Eddie started.
"What made you wear a dress today? You didn't wear a dress last week."
"Um well, breaking news, I can wear a dress even when I rarely wear dresses" you say, almost like you were making fun of him.
"Yeah...well you look good in it. You should wear dresses or skirts more..."
The faint blush that covered both of your faces didn't go unnoticed by the rest of the table.
"Sooo...who is the new girl. Didn't she sit with the popular folk last week? She doesn't belong here" said a guy with shorter curly hair. Man he really didn't sound happy to have you here and the glare he send your way just proved it.
"Shut it Gareth! This is Y/n believe it or not she's nice, hanging out with popular people didn't rot her yet"
"Rude" you hiss at him letting him know he shouldn't talk like that about your friends. Honestly mostly because of Chrissy.
"They can be nice, well...some of them."
"Yeah like Chrissy and....yeha right only Chrissy, isn't that right Y/n?" Asked the guy next to you, he had a dorky smile, his curls short and almost in a shag. He had braces.
"Can it Dustin. Anyways Y/n is my friend she's pretty and sweet. You all better be nice or DND today won't be good for any of you"
This earns a few frustrated huffs and irritated groans but they decide it's best to do as Eddie says. The rest of lunch they're actually all talking to you, even Gareth started to enjoy having you around. Eddie threw in comments here and there but he was busy staring at you. When Dustin shoved Mike that he almost fell off the chair caused you to start laughing. They started to basically fight eachother right there and then. It was entertaining. When you looked at Eddie to see if he was laughing like the rest of the table your breath catched in your throat. He was staring at you.
Like you weren't stupid you know that kind of stare.
Longing, adoration...basically just a crush stare.
Your smile dropped slightly as you blushed before he leaned closer looking directly at your face.
"You got a pretty darn cute smile"
"Thanks..."
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if you’re still taking prompts, can i ask for a combined 13 and 22? 👀
@bvckandeddie of course you can ask for combos! I hope this is to your liking 💜
(full disclosure, I wrote this in my notes app while hopped up on painkillers and cold medication and also on vacation ✌️)
Chim calls dibs on the couch the second Buck’s front door closes behind the three of them.
Buck glances at Eddie on his other side, wondering if he’ll put up a fight for the couch (and trying to convince himself that he doesn’t care if he does), but Eddie just nods tiredly and trudges in the direction of the stairs up to Buck’s bedroom. Buck can’t really blame him; today was the shift from hell, on top of a long week of shifts, and culminating in the call to limit potential exposure to their families by staying with each other. Given that he lived alone, Buck’s loft was the logical choice for Chim and Eddie to use, while Hen had elected to stay in the guest room at Bobby and Athena’s while the kids moved to Michael’s place.
None of them are very jazzed about the whole situation. One, because it’s a global pandemic and work has been crazy and everything is just a little scary right now, and two, Buck knows Eddie would much rather be with Christopher, and Chim with Maddie.
Buck lingers on the main level just long enough to help Chim dig out some blankets for the couch — he really needs to get an air mattress if this goes on longer than the two weeks that everyone is promising — before hurrying up the stairs after Eddie. He finds his best friend at the top of the stairs, staring a little blankly at Buck’s bed.
Oh. Right.
While Buck is totally cool with sharing the bed — it’s a king, after all — he has no idea how Eddie’s feeling about the prospect. The last person Eddie shared a bed with was probably Shannon, and Buck needs to not think too hard about that if he wants to keep his head on straight (pun definitely intended.)
“I can take the floor?” Eddie asks, glancing over at Buck.
Buck rolls his eyes. “I don’t have an air mattress. Besides, it’s fine, it’s plenty big enough for both of us.”
A strange sort of expression flickers over Eddie’s face, but it’s gone before Buck can identify it. When he turns back to the bed, Buck swears the back of Eddie’s neck is a little flushed.
“If you’re sure,” Eddie says haltingly.
“I don’t have a problem with sharing with you,” Buck says, and then frowns, his stomach dropping a little. “Unless — I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable —“
“No, no!” Eddie scrambles. “No, I didn’t mean — I’m not —“ He sighs. “Which side of the bed do you sleep on?”
“Oh, uh.” Buck’s stomach twists for some stupid reason. It’s been a while since he shared with anyone — Ali was out of town a lot during their brief relationship, and he and Abby hadn’t been physical long enough to pick sides. “The middle. Pick whichever you want.”
Eddie wanders over to dump his duffel bag on the right side of the bed, closest to the stairs. “If you have a dent in your mattress that I keep rolling into…”
“I haven’t had it that long!” Buck protests.
Eddie smirks at him, but there’s something else there besides the playfulness that Buck is familiar with.
Before he can decipher it, Chim’s calling from downstairs about Buck’s terrible throw pillows and the moment is broken.
Eddie shoots Buck a sympathetic look as Buck sighs gustily. “Maddie wouldn’t appreciate it if I killed the father of her unborn child on the first day, right?”
———
Buck thought that he’d have trouble falling asleep given the general existential dread hanging over him and the fact that he’s sharing his home with two other people, but he actually doesn’t remember much after he crawled under the covers beside Eddie.
He’s so comfortable. He loves his mattress and sheets and pillows, but somehow he’s never had a sleep as good as this before. He’s warm and cozy, with a comforting weight along his left side, grounding him, making him feel held.
Actually —
He is being held.
There’s an arm slung across his waist, a head on his shoulder, soft hairs tickling the underside of his jaw. He breathes in, the cobwebs of sleep slowly dissolving in his brain, and he smells —
Eddie.
Eddie is on top of him, clinging to him like a koala bear, snoring softly into Buck’s collarbone.
Buck’s traitorous heart soars in his chest.
He shouldn’t be happy about this. The only reason Eddie is here is because of a pandemic — not because he wants to be. He probably doesn’t even realize it’s Buck that he’s holding; muscle memory from Shannon is the only reason that Eddie is plastered to him like this.
Buck shifts slightly, hoping he can disentangle himself without waking Eddie, but then Eddie’s arm around him tightens at the same time as he groans.
“Time’s it?” Eddie mumbles.
The hot breath against Buck’s skin makes him shiver. He twists his neck to read the clock on his bedside table. “Early. Not even five.”
Eddie hums into Buck’s neck, going boneless for a few blissful seconds before he suddenly stiffens. Seemingly aware that he’s stuck to his best friend like a barnacle, Eddie slowly lifts his head off Buck’s chest and meets his gaze. There’s a blush high on Eddie’s cheeks that Buck finds equal parts adorable and disheartening.
“Um…” Eddie says, slowly unlatching himself from Buck. “Sorry about that.”
Buck feels depressingly cold now that Eddie’s scooted a respectable few inches back. “Don’t worry about it. It was… kind of nice, actually.” And then Buck cringes because seriously? He had to say that last part out loud?
Eddie’s face gets even redder, but then he says, “Weirdly, that’s the best sleep I’ve had in a while.”
“Well…” Buck hedges, “I make a pretty good pillow. And — I don’t, y’know, mind. If you don’t.”
Oh god, can a hole just open up in his bed and swallow him now and put him out of his misery?
But, miracle of miracles, Eddie begins to slowly inch closer again. He keeps his eyes fixed on Buck the entire time, like he’s expecting Buck to take back his offer. Buck practically holds his breath, terrified to do anything lest he scare Eddie off again. But then Eddie slowly resumes his earlier position, laying an arm gently across Buck’s stomach as he places his head back on Buck’s shoulder.
“Your mattress totally has a dent in the middle,” Eddie whispers.
Smiling, Buck wraps his arm around Eddie’s shoulders, holding him close. “Guess we’ll just have to get comfortable in the dent, then.”
He can’t be sure, but he swears he feels Eddie’s lips curve into a smile against his skin.
(also on ao3)
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#19 kisses with Hangman!
PROMPT: 19. "if we're caught kissing we're most likely dead but let's risk it''
thank you for this, nonny. Let's give Hangman some love...
You'd thought about kissing Jake Seresin before. The idea didn't repulse you, but he was a friend, a colleague, and that was about as far as it went. He was cute, in that way that he knew it more than you did, he was fairly smart although his actions in the air and on the earth could confuse a lot of people and he was funny.
It was his understated wit and sarcasm that made Jake so attractive to you - why you got along so well... you both had a gift of the gab and if you got into a squabble, you'd have an audience because you both knew the best quips (or insults) to belittle each other with absolutely no harm caused.
So why the fuck did you find yourself walking away from him and heading to the restrooms with him calling weak apologies after you. It was early, it was a simple game of pool, and one quip from him sent you straight over the edge. He watched you line your play up, getting in close beside you, murmuring, "I don't want to get too close in case you think my touch is too much for you."
You clutched the washroom basin and stared hard at your reflection. You weren't sure why it lit you up the way it did, but lately, bickering with Jake felt more like flirting and a little less like squabbling with a friend. The lines felt a little too blurred for friends.
Hearing a knock, you heard Jake mutter your callsign. “I know you’re in there.”
“It’s the ladies, go away,” you warned as he did exactly the opposite and poked his head in. “Jesus, Bagman, do you ever listen? Get out.”
“You alone?” his green eyes zigged and zagged, finding the restroom doors open. “Looks like it,” he carefully walked in and pressed his body back against the door, giving you both enough warning if anyone was to enter. “Uh, what was that outside?” he demanded.
One thing you didn’t like about Jake was how direct he was.
“I was handing your ass to you out there, then you stomp off like a petulant little kid.”
“Go away, Jake,” you sighed. “Just leave me alone.”
He frowned. “Look, I don’t know what I did. I’m sorry for whatever it was but I hate that I made my friend upset.”
Friend.
“You’re never upset when you make any of us miserable,” you sniped back. He gave a modest shrug.
“But I know you, it’s like water off a duck’s back... right?”
You couldn’t look at him and his stupid face. “Used to be,” you said softly to yourself.
Now he was completely lost and took a few tentative steps towards you as you moved the same amount further away until you were almost cornered in a stall. Fuck.
He gave a small smile, knowing there was nowhere for you to run. “Talk to me. Spell it out. I thought we were friends and having fun, but if we’re not having fun anymore and I’m offending or hurting you, I need to know what I did to make sure I don’t do it again... because I do not like when you’re upset at me, sweetheart,” he pressed his hands into both sides of the stall, effectively trapping you.
“Jake, don’t.”
He blinked a few turns, his jaw clenched. “I clearly did something.”
“You said you don’t want to get close in case you think I can’t handle you touching me,” you told him. Still clueless, he shrugged. It was clearly just a line to him, he didn’t know the truth in his words. He didn’t have a clue. “Jake, I need you to understand that...”
“That?” he repeated.
“I like you okay. I know you didn’t even say something that would effend me, I just am a bit of a jumble these days. Espcially when it’s just us. So I think it’s best if we don’t spend time on our own anymore.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah,” you said, nervously. You didn’t come in here to effectively end a friendship, but here you were. Breathing, he managed an ‘oh’. “And I’m probably in this alone, because we’re friends and co-workers and I want to believe we have a level of professional decency and we can’t cross it - ”
He laughed, a little in surprise. “Professional decency,” he repeated.
You sighed. “I’m so embarrassed so if you can just give me some space? I don’t know why I told you that, but I guess now it’s out there and we can move on or something.”
He nodded slowly. “I geddit.”
“Awesome,” you forced a wide smile. "So let’s just forget I spoke, okay?”
Raising his index finger, he tutted you. “No,” he took a step closing the gap. “No, that just won’t do. You mean to tell me that you’ve fallen for our sparring?” he had the slightest amount of tease in his twang.
Your body was flooded with heat. “No - ”
“Sweetheart, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I have wanted to be in your good graces since the moment I met you. This smile,” he laced his fingers around your jaw. “These eyes, that lash of the tongue.”
You were dreaming, there was no way he was admitting this to you.
“Show me what that tongue can do, pretty thing. Let’s see who wins this round,” he whispered against your lips, shutting the door behind him with his boot. “So beautiful,” his breath fanned against your lips as he kissed you. He finally kissed you. Just sweet, tender, his hands drifted down your sides, sliding to your lower back, his fingers tips sliding beneath the material of your top, tickling your skin.
Kissing Jake was not something you had on your list for the night, but it felt familiar and maybe even right. You didn't know what he thought, he only came in here to apologise and see if you were okay. He'd never want to hurt you, he had way too much fun with you, both in the air and with feet planted on the ground.
"We shouldn't have done that," you whispered, pulling back and giving you a wide berth, the reality of your actions washing over you dismally.
"Maybe not," Hangman replied. "But I don't want to stop. I know you're a sarcastic so n’ so when you need to be, but your mouth is good for more than one thing apparently," he mocked you, thumbing your lower lip.
Hearing the door swing open and your callsign questioned by a friend, you replied you were in there. Jake pulled you to him and you quickly buckled his big mouth with your palm. His eyes changed, darkened. He reached closer, pulling your hands away. The tip of his nose traced from your earlobe to your pulse, his silky tongue defeating you and your wits. You were losing all self-control and he was thriving off it.
“We’re leaving soon. You okay? Don’t pay any mind to Jake, he’s being his usual douche-y self.”
“Always,” you could only reply as Jake left silent kisses across your jaw, his big hands pressing into your sides, keeping you upright. You swallowed a sound so inhuman that he shook with quiet laughter.
“Okay...” they said confused, using the basin and leaving again.
“Fuck’s sake, Jake,” you breathed, eyes fluttering closed. Well, there goes this friendship...
“I’m sorry, but you’ve given me a green light. What do you want me to do?”
“Stop,” you laughed quietly as he shook his head and kissed your lips again, tracing your lips with his tongue. You fell into it easily, your tongue teasing against his. Nothing forceful, sweet, soft. “Let’s keep this quiet for now.”
“Couldn’t talk if I wanted to,” he joked, his palms pressing into your skin as you rolled your eyes. “I know there is a lot at risk if anyone finds out,” he added seriously. “I know we’re both very focused on our careers.”
You nodded. “But kiss me again for now.”
“Worry about the risk later,” he agreed, pushing you against the stall and kissing you again. The risk was low for now, but if anyone was to find out...
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